A word from our editors

On April 20, the Student Government Association Senate passed a resolution developed by its Transportation Committee urging the college to adopt more fair and more efficient parking policies. While some applauded the resolution as forward-thinking and proactive, we feel that it was entirely unnecessary.

Why? Because we do not believe in the parking office. Literally, we don't think it exists. Other things we don't believe in:

The pronunciation of Christiansen Hall
Financial aid
Skifter Hall
StoPrint service technicians
Moleskine notebooks (and the pretentious spelling)
Paying $45 for said notebook
A hard deadline from Charles Taliaferro
Chapel attendance
Saturday mornings
KSTO listeners
The political science department – or the stairwell down to it
Tights and Uggs
Coughing during Christmas Fest
Pretty much every article in this Mess issue
Sarah Palin 2012
Fly fishing club
Just one major
The Kierkegaard library
An Ole who is actually green
The "Inspiration is Timeless" statue
Cheeseburgers
The A-Modular Village
Days without coffee
The truth about Tha
Vending machines that sell pop for $1 when the Pause sells it for $.50 and is four feet away
The soggy mushrooms in the Grill line
Sportswriters

We do, however, have beliefs. They traipse across these pages weekly. But really, our beliefs boil down to this.

We believe in the juggling club.