Every Thursday afternoon, the Manitou Messenger graces the newspaper stands in Buntrock and students flock to read the latest news...last week, students gathered in Fireside in awe as one sole senior read the Sports section. His name is Pat Slack.
Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard showed up to Citizens Bank Ballpark Tuesday morning expecting to sign a landmark five year, $125 million contract, only to find the television crew of Ashton Kucher’s “Punk’d.”
Last Tuesday, at approximately 4:10 p.m., a male wearing a normal T-shirt entered the weight room, eliciting reactions of horror, curiosity and utter bafflement from his fellow athletes.
A recent intrasquad scrimmage at Carleton College – what bystanders believed to be an attempt at softball – concluded with two losses for the Knights.
After receiving several requests from students, colleges in the Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference have added Farmville as an official sport.
A recent upset in an early morning softball game between the St. Olaf Choir and the St. Olaf Band led to a riot in the music library yesterday afternoon. At Tuesday’s 7 a.m. game, the Choir, which had previously failed to win a single game, triumphed over the formerly undefeated St. Olaf Band in a spectacular 57-3 win.
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