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Horoscopes: May 1, 2015

Fee-fi-fo-yum. Get ready to hobble and gobble your way through this tiny leprechaun's refuse. Is there a pot of gold at the end of...

Horoscopes: March 6, 2015

Welcome to horoscopes. These aren't your parents' horoscopes, which means I won't sugarcoat things and simply tell you what's going to happen to you....

Horoscopes: February 27, 2015

Hi, I'm Loki. Am I a god? Probably. Am I a student? A student of being godly, maybe. If you're just reading this for...

Horocopes: December 5, 2014

Bow down, kneel down or hoedown. It doesn't matter what you do as long as you're standing and praying, while fully clothed, in the...

Horoscopes: November 21, 2014

Horoscopes I am Loki. I am the turkey hangover that plagues you for three straight days after Thanksgiving. I know you inside and out, and...