Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Complaints drive city of Northfield to Establish 24/7 Quiet Hours

Northfield has decided to take matters into its own hands after increasingly desperate email pleas from Pamela McDowell failed to stem the tide of...

Student returns from library expedition with minotaur head

Golden sword and decapitated minotaur head in hand, a St. Olaf student returned from a three-day expedition into the bowels of the Rolvaag Memorial...

PDA announces presidential campaign, to run on slogan of ‘Americans Can, Americans Will

In a shock to the entire St. Olaf community, President David Anderson ’74 announced his departure from the College to take part in the...

Rich roommate confuses dental floss for AirPod case

It’s no secret that privilege runs rampant on St. Olaf’s campus. While some students graciously acknowledge theirs, others remain blissfully unaware of their cushy...

Messenger avoids shutdown with tiny-a** sticker campaign

The College’s student newspaper, the Manitou Messenger, has recently released information disclosing the sticky secret to its 2019-20 plan for increased readership and funding....